Saturday evening, Jess and I had a girls' night together. As part of the evening, we walked the neighbor's dogs, as they were out of town and hired her to do so. As we were leaving, I was stepping off the porch and either my flip flop tripped me or I missed the stair.
(a view of all I was HOPING to miss as I flew at warp speed across the yard. Thinking..that could hurt!)
That is when my fast journey began! I launched forward at about 500 MPH across the yard! I tried to outrun the ineviditable fall, all the while looking at what lay before me and realizing the many things I would like to avoid hitting! Since this happened in slow motion in my mind, I also was thinking that Jess must want to die laughing as she watched me squat running across the yard. I even remember being thankful for the blanket of darkness so no one else would be able to watch!
I tripped, went airborne, as I remember, and dive bombed, spiraling downward,thousands of feet, landing, primarily, on my left shoulder. As I came in for the landing, I took out a circular piece of hog fence that was protecting a plant from the deer. A piece of the hog wire pierced my belly, missing my button, so it isn't stylish at all! (I don't know why they call it hog fence...but I snorted right thru and layed it out flat!)
I heard, in a very panicked voice "Mom, Mom, are you okay??" I was thinking..NO, I'm not! I said, "Let me lay here a minute and think about it, Jess." At that point, I was thinking my shoulder and my thumb were broken. As I rolled over to get up, out of the blue, Buddha's head rolled off. I said, "Oh no, Jess, I beheaded Buddha!" That became my primary worry.

Then I said, "Jess, that must have been funny to watch. Are you wishing to laugh? If you are, go ahead." She did and so did I. When we got home and I was cleaning up my wounds, we laughed even harder, till tears came down our cheeks. We replayed the events and died laughing again. Died laughing might not be a good term here because I still wasn't sure I'd live at that point!
Later, she soberly said, "Mom, I think you tripped on the dog's tail(a big spring) because it was wagging when I walked over to you." That was truly the funniest thing I'd ever heard and I collapsed in laughter again!! See the dog's tail? Well, YEAH..it probably IS what tripped me!

On Sunday, I was soooo sore! During church, Jerry said, "I'm going to the bathroom, do you need anything?" He was being sweet..thinking..advil? More ice? Well..it hit me hysterically funny and I couldn't contain my giggles. Thankfully, it was during a song. Even still, I laughed until I cried. I mean, what should I reply, "sure..some toilet paper would be good." I think the fall rattled my gigglebox!
Cody found it hilarious that I beheaded Buddha. You'll only understand that if you understand Cody's passion for Christianity. We laughed and said, "Christainity goes head to head with Buddism" or "Christianity and Buddism collide". We thought of several titles for the experience!
Thankfully, my neighbor's were very forgiving and were more worried about me than the destruction I caused. I'm healing and still find this a most hilarious experience despite the pain.